how to troll

The question: Trolololololol?


You (Bushy): I keep on trollin'!
Stranger: What the hell?!?
You: The question is a troll question, duh.
You: You a troll?
Stranger: No, *****!!
You: Wow, you guessed my gender and my species, well done to ya.
You: Take me for a walk since I'm a female dog?
Stranger: No, but I'll get my shot gun out!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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He called me a bitch, so I decided to truly troll and go along with it XD

 

I love how they never actually got to the question.

Question to discuss:
Stranger 1, you're arguing pro choice. Stranger 2, pro life. GOGOGO.
Stranger 1: am i stranger 1?
Stranger 2: say waaaaaaat
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 1: ill be 1
Stranger 2: you are stranger 2
Stranger 2: im stranger one
Stranger 1: i called it
Stranger 1: hahaha.
Stranger 1: i won.
Stranger 1: and i am number one
Stranger 1: i win.
Stranger 2: you didnt
Stranger 2: you asked
Stranger 2: i called it
Stranger 1: i wasnt asking you.
Stranger 2: doesnt matter
Stranger 1: i bet im one.
Stranger 1: well.
Stranger 1: whatever.
Stranger 2: im one
Stranger 1: ill be the good person and fight for two
Stranger 2: my names in blue
Stranger 1: because i dont need emotions to make a logical argument.
Stranger 1: mine is blue too.
Stranger 1: ...
Stranger 1: idiot.
Stranger 2: no one does
Stranger 2: its not blue for me dumbass
Stranger 2: its red
Stranger 2: stranger
Stranger 1: ...
Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

That's not effective trolling.

 

This. Omege trolling is for the weak.

 

fuk? youn? any sugstions?

 

Get on a forum like this and get people angry.

 

They figured me out.

Question to discuss:
You two. Fight to the death. Now.

Stranger 2: LETS DO THIS!
Stranger 2: LEEROYYYYY
Stranger 1: JEEEEEENKINS!
Stranger 2: JENKINNNSSSS
Stranger 2: DAMIT!
Stranger 2: DIE!
Stranger 1: ha
Stranger 2: *pulls out gun with ammo*
Stranger 2: YOU SHOULDIN'T HAVE INTURRUPETED THAT!
Stranger 1: *matrix move*
Stranger 2: *epic fighting seen like from black hawk down*
Stranger 2: PEW PEW!
Stranger 2: CLANK!
Stranger 2: AHH!!!!
Stranger 1: i'm dead. im' not the chosen one. =(
Stranger 2: :(
Stranger 2: *black ops*
Stranger 2: *revives*
Stranger 2: lets kill the man who made us do this
Stranger 2: we know u can see us!
You have disconnected.

 

This made my night.

 

Those must be some nights you have.

 

Figured you'd say that. And you, have no idea.

 

Yes
Trolling is the act of saying or doing something with the intention of making the opposing person angry. The more elaborate, the better.

If nobody is getting angry and or you are being extremely blatant then you have failed as a troll and have been reduced to just a bumbling idiot.

 

You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: You like Kingdom Hearts?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Or it just has to intentionally make the opposing party angry, blatant or not.

Technically, we're all time travelers.

 

Being blatant is called being an obvious trolls
most obvious trolls also happen to be ******ed, so it goes hand in hand.

Technically you don't know how to use the word technically

 

Stranger: hi~
You: Hello ^_^
Stranger: are you korean?
You: No
Stranger: really?
You: I could be . . . for u
Stranger: cause.. im korean
You: Cool . . . wanna smex?
Stranger: smex?
You: Yea . . . smex you know . . . smex in the bedroom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.