how to read good

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  1. The Fuk? Dead

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  2. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *how to read well .

    (srry couldn't resist)
     
  3. Ghost King's Apprentice

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    Ha. It's called spreeder because it's a mash up between the words speed and-
    wait for iiiiittt...
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    Reader!
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  4. Rena88 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Learned me good, that Spreeder did.
     
  5. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Your username is the exact reaction I had trying to use this thing.
     
  6. 61 No. B

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    for real though this is kinda nice
     
  7. Patman Bof

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    I' ve always been annoyed by teachers asking someone to read aloud, I read thrice as fast in my head. I didn' t know most people were stuck at the vocal pace in their mind though.

    One of my literature teacher was shown a machine once. It would flash words on a screen, starting rather slow but getting quicker and quicker. They took a break for lunch then resumed, but the guy setting the machine deliberately kept it as fast as before instead of starting slow again. They couldn' t believe they ever managed to keep up with that.

    Another teacher asked me to read aloud something like this once :

    THE PAOMNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID.

    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn' t mttaer in waht oerdr the lteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat lteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
     
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  8. A Zebra Chaser

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    ow ow ow no make it stop
     
  9. Patman Bof

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    It' s called spwriting. xD
     
  10. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    I actually want to achieve this. I have always felt like such a slow reader which really limits me in many places.
     
  11. A Zebra Chaser

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    it's called it looks awful