How to have a quickie!

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Toshi, Mar 24, 2009.

  1. Toshi Banned

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    The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a lollypop and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

    He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
    'There's a car being towed from the parking lot' he shouted.
    'An Ambulance just drove by.'
    'Looks like the Anderson 's have company' he continued.
    'Matt's riding a new bike ...'
    'Looks like the Sanders are moving'
    'Jason is on his skate board ...'

    'The Coopers are having sex!!'
    Startled, his Mum and Dad shot up in bed!

    Dad cautiously called out 'How do you know they are having sex?'

    'Jimmy Cooper is on his balcony with a lollipop.'
     
  2. P Banned

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    I guess the balcony wasn't branching off the parents' room?