How Dodgy Are You?

Hey, I'm still serving 19 for downloading some Metallica. At least you got some years off.

 

maybe YOU should sleep with the judge next time... see how that goes...

 

Well he's not my type-

I mean I will not give up my dignity so easily!

 

well fairs fair! i was drugged... your turn... come here!

 

No! No! No! Stay away! Judicial rape!

 

*brings out camer- I mean, cake?*

 

If that get on the internet I swear I'll release the video of you-

*Is raped*

 

chloroform away!

 

now THAT is disturbing.

 

*Starts flailing around like Light on the last episode of Death Note*

 

naoooaooooaooo! *mourns over Light*

T_T

you must not upset me! *rescues Advent*

 

All right, I am going to be nice and decrease all of your sentences by 2 years.

 

*Is rescued*

Quick! To the escape car!

 

Years in prison: 65.5 Potential fine: £2000

apparently I'm risky >.>

 

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £2000

 

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 40 Potential fine: £2000

They didn't have half the **** I've done on that thing. Disapointing.

 

Upstanding

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

 

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

 

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £0

:/ ok but i know im more badass than that

(one i did for fun)----
Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
(lol yes for every answer)

 

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: £0