How do you kill a zombie...

And risk getting the infection? I don't think so... XD

 

What if it's not that kind of zombie?

 

Hmm.... Depends if the zombie is rotten or not....

 

If Dead Alive/Brainded has taught me anything, you take a lawnmower to them and turn 'em to mush

 

Similarly, Evil Dead: The Musical taught me that a Housewares Employee can land the perfect girl and the perfect girl can land a Housewares Employee.

 

Left 4 Dead taught me to pick up any spare Katana swords lying around and kill zombies with them.

 

28 Days Later taught me that Rage virus monkies will cause the end of the world thanks to PETA.

 

Don't get me wrong I love Kingdom Hearts. I'm a diehard hardcore Kingdom Hearts fan. I just found it funny because Days gets alot of hate by fans. Although I'm a bit surprised he didn't say the RE: Coded book instead cuz that one gets the very most hate from what I've seen.

And well religion is sacred to those who are religious. That's why insulting a religion is a much more serious offense than a mere game in a franchise. But I'm sure that's something that you could not understand since you are obviously not religious. I might have seemed like I was trying to attack KH fans with that earlier post but I honestly was not. I apologize if I truly did offend you and other KH fans.

 

I just want to point this out right now, there is no way something that is "dead" can chase after people. A zombie isn't "dead" at least not completely. Most of their brains are dead, so they don't have all the same though processes anymore. Their basic instinct kicks in. Homeostasis doesn't work anymore, that's why you see the flesh change the way it does. And reaction time is below average.

So they aren't necessarily dead. They're part dead, you're just finishing them off.

Also, generally a massive blow to the head will work. Just enough to rattle their brain and kill off whatever parts are still running. A samurai sword is your best friend in the zombie outbreak.

So yea, not dead. I guess instead of "Undead" they should be called "almost dead" or "mostly dead."

 

Lol you guys have been playing way too much Resident Evil or something. It would be cool if there really was a zombie attack though. I wouldn't be afraid as long as I had a sword.

Theoretically it might actually be possible for a real zombie attack to occur if someone used dark magic to reanimate a corpse or something. But I'm probably reading way too much into this.

 

That's not what "undead" means, though. It means that it was once dead and is now not dead, but still isn't alive. How did it stop being dead without coming to life? A wizard did it.[DOUBLEPOST=1367176440][/DOUBLEPOST]

Curaja. 'Nuff said.

 

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You didn't read my post at all did you?

 

If I didn't read your post at all, how could I have read enough of it to quote the last line? I'm saying that they aren't part dead or almost dead because that would imply still being alive. They are not still alive. In order for something to be undead, two requirements must be met. First, it has to have been completely dead at some point. Second, it has to not be dead now while remaining not alive.

 

Then we disagree. Zombies aren't dead. They never died, or at they don't die entirely. This isn't a matter of definition, it's a matter of two conflicting opinions/theories. It's all science fiction anyway, so it's a meaningless conversation.

 

Yeah, but the zombies I'm talking about are fantasy zombies, not sci-fi zombies. Sci-fi zombies are completely different, mainly because they don't fit the definition of what a zombie actually is.

 

Fantasy. Science Fiction. They're all the same, right?

 

To be fair, the Star Wars trilogy was originally considered fantasy. Then came Episode 1 and those god damned midichlorians.

 

My childhood summed up in two words.

 

The three word version had better be:

 

The seven word version is: