How do you kill a zombie...

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  1. Sara Tea Drinker

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    When the zombie is already dead?

    I was trying to explain this to my mom when I showed her the book: A Zombie Survival Guide in Wal-Mart, and yes, there is such a book. And she asked me this...

    So I ask everyone, how do you do it?
     
    Sara, Apr 27, 2013
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  2. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Destroy the brain. At least, that's what most movies/TV series show.
     
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  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    It makes sense when you consider that the brain must still have some activity in order for it to walk, eat, and the other stuff zombies do.
     
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  4. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    Escaping a Zombie Attack Packing List:

    1. Food and Water

    2. First Aid Kit

    3. Postal Shot Gun

    4. Rifle Gun

    5. Fire

    6. Flares

    7. An Escape Vehicle

    8. Walky Talkies

    9. Mid-evil Sword

    10. Cookbooks

    11. Holy-water and Crosses

    12. Holy Bible

    13. A Book of Prayers

    14. Cell Phone

    15. Radio

    16. Batteries

    17. Flash Light

    18. Lighter

    19. Candles

    20. Lanterns

    21. Zombie Survival Guide Book
     
    Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta, Apr 27, 2013
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  5. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Lesson to be learned: always have a creative mind and alot of Duck Tape
     
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  6. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You misspelled "Medieval" XD[DOUBLEPOST=1367118553][/DOUBLEPOST]
    And since most of the zombie's organs are not functioning, like the Heart. Except the brain.
     
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  7. Patman Bof

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    You forgot the toilet paper. Unless you think you got that covered with the bible.
     
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  8. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Curaga and Holy and generally pretty effective.

    How can a sword be only partially evil?
     
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  9. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Maybe the sword is Chaotic Neutal? It's not really evil but it's still a dick.
     
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  11. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    ...I loled. Meh I was just pasting this. It's something my gf thought of for one of her writng prompts. She makes spelling errors alot.[DOUBLEPOST=1367124670][/DOUBLEPOST]
    Not funny dude. I am a Christian and I take great offense to this.
     
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  12. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Or use the giant Kh 358/2days guide
     
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  13. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    But THIS is funny lol.
     
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  14. Patman Bof

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    How dare you laugh at the idea of taking a dump on a 358/2 guide ? I' m a KH fan and I take great offense to this.

    No seriously, the less power you give to symbols, the more power to you. Feel free not to find it funny, but people are as entitled to unapologetically view and treat the bible as a random piece of paper as you are to consider it to be holy. If it makes you feel better take a dump on my mum' s picture or whatever, see if I care.
     
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  15. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I am an anti-religious theist and I take massive offense to this.
     
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  16. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    give it an std
     
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  17. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I second this.
     
    Vagineer, Apr 28, 2013
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  18. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    You eat it .
     
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  19. Vagineer Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Eat what, respectively?
     
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  20. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    The zombie, of course.
     
    kitty_mckechnie, Apr 28, 2013
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