Honey(s)...

I'm breaking up with you all now!

Your abuse, tyranny, and permiscuous behavior has made it so that I can't trust you anymore! I've had it! I'm calling it quits! I'm ending this relationship with all of you.

*throws rings and breaks things*








Now somebody bring me soap operas and ice cream so I can get over the breakup.

 

.....*Gives you Ice Cream*
>.>
<.<

 

I told you that I never wanted to see you again! GO! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

 

But You Promised Forever~!!! Y.Y

 

*brings over bunch of dvds, ice cream and popcorn* can I join?

 

Well obviously forever wasn't good enough, since you started seeing that other woman!

Yeah, you can help me try to break this pretty little diamond here...with our teeth.

 

O_O
I never married you. Nor really knew each other much.
This will do the trick!
*Put in Bleach Season 1 DVD*

 

But I told you I didn't mean it!!!

((xDD))

 

*starts biting* TASTE LIKE ROCK CANDY *candy breaks* it is rock candy!!! sweet thousands of rock candy!!!

 

Imma get mah daddy's shotgun on you, boy!

That's what you said when you I saw you kissing Mish at homecoming! How can you expect me to believe you now?

I knew they gave me some sort of crappy-*** ring! Let's get 'em!

 

But we don't even know each other!
I swaer!

 

But first *eats some rock candy*

 

Yeah, yeah, and I bet you did know CtR either! I saw you guys out in the parking lot...

 

I didn't!!!
X.x
*dies of heartbraek*

 

I'm sorry, lah-dear. T.T

I guess that was your imaginary evil twin, Phillipe.

 

:nono:
What disrespected people!:nono:
*Moves a little closer to Koneko*

 

T'is okay, dearie.
*shoots Phillipe*

 

Owwww!!! I Got A Toothache!!!

 

Okay then, I'll marry you guys again. >.<

Just keep the in-laws away from me....And the children may not pee on the floor.

 

I'M TAKING THE KIDS!


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