Holy Crap

With a snap of my finger I could destroy ten-thousand Americas.

 

No you can't! George W. Bush wouldn't let it happen!

 

He won't be president for long.

 

Insult us while you can, but in 2009 the world and all others will tremble at the superpower of Nader's America!

 

I want to tell you a little story.

There is a tiny little dwarf planet called Pluto. You know of it? Good. Well, it is in the Capricornus constellation currently. Do you know what that means? You may not, so I will tell you.

Every time Pluto is in the constellation of Capricorn, an empire either rises or falls. This first happened with the rise of Rome, then it's downfall. The power of the church and then the rise of Protestantism. The last time Pluto was in Capricornus was the Boston Tea Party. The slow beginning for America. Chronologically, the next time it would be in Capricornus would be the downfall of another superpower. We all know who we are talking about.

 

Soviet Russia? :B

 

The only remaining superpower is currently America.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DEAD IS SOVIET RUSSIA!

 

Yea, I know.

And a proper Soviet Russia joke begins with "Eeen" and ends in a long "you!" For example:

Eeen Soviet Russia, car drive you!

Yea, I stole that from Family Guy.

 

Yes you did.

I did say "In" at the beginning, however the "joke" didn't have a "you" in it.

 

Turn left at fork in road. Eeen Soviet Russia, road forks you!

Peter: Geez is that getting old...

 

I have Microsoft J























Jesus Edition

 

Oh sorry guys, I think we just lost. X_X

 

Microsoft Word ∞ is much better.

 

It's the ultimate showdown of Jesus V.S. ∞ !

I somehow knew it would come down to this once I posted this thread.

 

Go, ∞!

∞ uses Power of Random of Numbers Such as Pi!

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