Today I saw a monkey walk past my house. It was like this big chimpanzee, walking slowly until he was out of sight. I am not shitting you. I was like: "lolwhut?" Later I heard that he had escaped from the zoo not far from my house.
lol. Reminds me of a random moment in a scary movie. One minute the guy was walking in the parking lot. The next, a car comes out of no where and runs over the random guy for about like twenty more times, and then they drive off. Then it went back to the original movie. <<