Hi.

Someone told me to post in here and "do whatever I want". :( I don't know what I want to do.

 

You want to post here more often and enjoy many a hearty laugh with me.

 

Okay, I can do that. Question, though: Who is that grey-haired, pointy-eared person at the foot of your post?

 

You're on a forum dedicated to Kingdom Hearts and you don't know that?

 

That would be Xemnas, good sir.

It's 2013, you should know by now that no one here actually talks about Kingdom Hearts.

 

HEY

>:C

 

Contrary to your belief, I do actually enjoy children's video games...

 

Well you are a child.

 

Wtf's a Kingdom Hearts?

 

Sounds like some really tripy stuff man

 

I know now, in my heart, that Kingdom Hearts is light.

 

... Okay.

On another note, you all have interesting names.

 

No, we don't. You see, Melvin, this is an internet forum, where anonymity is key. You're supposed to use a fake name.

 

Is that your actual name?

because this is my actual name

edit: google has informed me that that is your actual name, and that this is probably your twitter

 

Unless, of course, Melvin Burch is an alias.

Below confirmed for being an FBI agent.

 

Good point. However, I have nothing to hide. Yet.[DOUBLEPOST=1373515625][/DOUBLEPOST]

Correct! Feel free to follow me.[DOUBLEPOST=1373515690][/DOUBLEPOST]

My real name is an alias, yes. My true name is Sangha Chong.

 

I always thought the spelling was Chongha Sang but maybe things were just lost in translation.

 

All of our real names should be legally changed to our KHV names.
Amaury would be legally changing his name every other week though.

 

I see no issue with this proposition.

 

Hold on let me change my username to Overlord Jessie Hotride McSwaggie IX