Hi my name is Ghetto

I enjoy going into suburban establishments populated with large quantities of middle class white people while wearing hoods and other urban clothing and blasting loud and obscene music through my headphones while walking around with an angry look on my face.

 

"damn troublemaker."

 

Get off my lawn.

 

Your lawn was donated to the hood so we can use it as a playground.

 

okie thug life relax.

 

Now where'd I put that hunting rifle?

Need to snipe some brothas from my porch. :|

 

Hey look...a porch monkey. I mean, what?