Hey. Hey. Hey guys. Today. It is my birthday. And I am now officially an adult of 18 years. Someone kill me so I can be reincarnated and be a child again.
CONGRATS ;D To be honest, I thought you were younger. I welcome you to adulthood, try not to die and start saving. Your life will be alot less fun now but hey, luckely you still have about 50 more years to work. c:
/inb4Tummer Getting older is compulsory, growing up is optional. ... or something to that effect ::L:
But I'd get fired if I let that happen! :c Also, welcome to the world of adulthood. c: Now get a job. And pay dis hurr rent. B|
Congratulations. You have leveled up. Distribute your stat points accordingly and choose your next talent wisely.
If you're a mage put all your skill points in str, they don't need spells. Anyways Happy Birthday, you'll find being 18 it has its ups and downs but if your parents kick you out of the house but responsibilities will grow on ya.
Happy Birthday! Ah, I hope today was magical for you. I turned eighteen two months and one day ago, and I can tell you--I don't really feel much different yet. xD But hey, we can go to a strip club together. We can do a lot of things, actually. Let's be best friends and do the majority of these things together. Spoiler 1. Buy tobacco 2. Change your name 3. Get a tattoo 4. Get a piercing 5. Buy spray paint 6. Work more hours 7. Sue someone 8. Be sued 9. Purchase liquid white out 10. Pawn something 11. Get married 12. Get divorced 13. Adopt a child 14. Be on Jerry Springer 15. Go on Cruise 16. Buy a lottery ticket 17. Get a hotel room 18. Call some "900" numbers 19. Go to a night club 20. Get a Sam's club membership 21. Skydive 22. Sign legal documents 23. Gamble 24. Get a blockbuster membership 25. Get a loan 26. Buy insurance 27. Donate blood 28. Enlist in the military 29. Rent a movie 30. Get a non-prepaid cell phone 31. Sign a legal contract 32. Begin earning credit 33. Smoke a cigarette 34. Chew tobacco 35. Move out of the parental units house 36. Get paid more 37. Go to an adult jail 38. Be convicted as an adult 39. Become an undercover cop 40. Work full-time 41. Become a flight attendant 42. Purchase Nicorette gum 43. Purchase "the patch" 44. Drive any time of day 45. Visit a porn site 46. Visit a porn store 47. Become a stripper 48. Work in an alcohol serving establishment 49. Work in bar 50. Get a bar tending license 51. Work at Wal*Mart0 52. Get a business license 53. Go to a strip club 54. Work in a strip club 55. Work in a night club 56. Vote 57. Pay a utility bill 58. Open a savings account 59. Open a checking account 60. Obtain a credit card 61. Enter a contest 62. Enter a sweepstakes 63. Buy a monkey (w/ a license) 64. Open an eBay account 65. Carry a weapon (w/ a license) 66. Order something off T.V. 67. Open your own AOL account 68. Write a check 69. Operate machinery at work 70. Become a mentor 71. Go bungee jumping 72. Work at a gas station 73. See a doctor on your own 74. Get a different type of driver's license 75. Rent a port-a-potty 76. Get the water bill in your name 77. Lease an apartment 78. Rent a house 79. Finance a car 80. Be a manager 81. Deliver newspapers for the Tampa Tribune 82. Sign yourself out of school 83. Work practically anywhere 84. Start your own business 85. Cash a savings bond 86. Buy nitrous oxide 87. Give a lap dance 88. Get a lap dance 89. Rent a post office box 90. Drive a company vehicle 91. Drive an ice cream truck 92. Buy a house 93. Breaks at work are no longer required. 94. Start a 401k plan 95. Apply for benefits at work 96. Receive more responsibility/stress/advantages 97. Pay taxes 98. Get a PayPal account 99. Make your own decisions 100. Have the freedom and independence you didn't have before
A very happy birthday indeed, madam. I do hope you enjoy your liquid white out fun time shenanigans with Jayn dearly.
