This one's for you, bud. SO HERE I AM, ESCAPING THE IMPERIAL SEWERS. FUCKIN ASSASSINS EVERYWHERE. BLADES ARE GETTING THEIR ASSES KICKED, I JUMP IN AND HELP OUT, FISTS FLYING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. BOX POPS UP SAYS HEY YOU NEED A WEAPON I GO FUCK YOU BOX MY FISTS ARE WEAPON ENOUGH. NOW THE BLADES ARE LIKE GTFO SO I HEAD THROUGH A HOLE IN THE WALL AND THERE'S FUCKIN RATS EVERYWHERE THEY'RE ALL LIKE "SQUEAK MOFO" AND I'M ALL LIKE "BITCH PLEASE" AND I PUNCH THOSE RATS DEAD. GIVE A SKELETON A RIGHT HOOK AND HE'S FUCKIN OUTTA THERE, HE'S NOT GETTING UP AGAIN. ZOMBIE WALKS UP AND HE'S ALL HUUUUUUURRRRRRRRMMMMM AND SHIT, TWO JABS AND HE'S DOWN. SNEAKIN UP ON THIS GOBLIN I GO ALL NINJA AND SHIT I HIT THAT BITCH WITH MY FINGERS AND HES' FUCKIN DEAD. EVERYTHING'S FUCKIN DEAD, THANKS TO MY FISTS.
Goddamn, that was some tight shit right there. Now there's a real man. ........... ...................__ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............(
Your the only other person on this forum i've heard use that phrase. Anywho, a true manly story Atlas.
