Hey Kayleah, this is a thread for you!

Will you be my Valentine? :glomp:

 

Sure, but you should know there are some ground rules.

• No kissing
  
• No touching
  
• No baby making
  
• No marriage proposals

Oh, and you can call me Master for the day. As a valentines present you get to clean my shoes and iron my clothes

 

At least I can be within a reasonable distance from you this year. :lolface:

 

...
Thank god you beat me to it Captain Hero D:
*flees with flowers and chocolate box*

 

:b I couldn't afford to renew the restraining order

:glomp:

 

It's okay, I know you prefer money over chocolate, so I'm giving you full access to my checking and savings. It's obviously the right thing to do.

 

I thought what we had was special! T__T

 

Special in what way? 'Lovey dovey' special, 'flee for your life' special, or 'special in the head'? Please clarify.

 

Not necessarily intimate, though in many cases it is. They're referring to Valentine's Day, a generalized celebration of love and romantic relationships.

All of the above.

That's what love is, don'cha know.

 

Damn you :c