Hey guys, I'm back!

it was technically back in february for the old site, but on this site ya.

 

You make my state sound so visitor friendly :3 haihai.

 

Because it was freakin' beautiful up there.

 

Only where there aren't man eating bears.

 

As true as that may be, it was still such a beautiful place.

 

I do hope you didn't steal our beavers.

 

Just grow some more. It's not like it's hard to grow beavers. Inadvertant pubic hair joke right thur.

 

Growing beavers takes more time than growing maple syrup. Beavers are a necessary commodity and if you Americans are stealing them then we must steal something of equal value to you.

A multi-billion dollar corporation should suffice.

 

And what multi-billion company do you plan to steal, given my country's current economic instability? Microsoft? That's about the only one you can get that won't flop within 10 years.

 

Coincidentally I was thinking about Microsoft. However the surprise at the Xbox 360 being the creation of a now-Canadian company would send the sales to record lows, and hence the company itself would soon become bankrupt. We would rather prefer a few northern states to add to our immense size; preferrably the following:

- Washington
- Idaho
- Montana
- North Dakota
- Maine
- Vermont
- New Hampshire
- Wisconsin

Thank you.

 

We'll agree to give you Washington and Wisconson if you forfeit all rights of the NHL to us.