I love every single one of you [that's a lie] and I just wanted to sit here and waste my life away telling you about how much I love you [and another lie] all and this entire site [and another] because this place is the coolest place in the world [lies] and I love you all [lies] and when I grow up I want to live in this place [more lies] because I think it'll be possible to live in the interwebz when I get old enough [and more lies] because I'mma be 84 and still be online very single day [liiiies] because I love you all and you people are the bestest people in the world. [lies] I LOVE YOU ALL. :D [Goddamn those lies]
