Hey, Europeans

Erotic Asphyxiation it is.

 

ASIAN CRASHING THE MEET. And no. I'm not sure how struggling to breathe could possibly be sexy in any way. I mean, you guys can do that, but if there's need to call an ambulance I'll keep saying I told you so.

 

Kelly, in the motel, with many numerous knives.

 

Let's reenact The Shining!

 

So for our first European get together we've come up with Murder mystery game centred around Noroz who has been discovered by me, the Dr. Doctor, and diagnosed by me as murdered by asphyxiation in a hotel room located in Stoke-on-Trent, whilst being lathered in butter in his bed, situated next to a Pre-heated oven, whilst also being naked apart from wearing a gimp mask.

Gotta love the EU members, we can sure throw a party.

...your Asian? Huh, nice.

 

Reminds me of College.
... O_O
What?

 

...And here I was actually asking for a nice get-together in a coffee shop or something ;~;

 

I love you both.

 

That's the morning after, my friend. We will need a coffee after the amount of sleep we will have lost and to hydrate our throats after having our mouths around plenty of spotted dicks.

 

What about my Stonehenge idea?

 

...I don't even drink coffee.

 

Unexpected.
But that's alright, you'll be the one getting us the coffee, obviously.

 

Who needs coffee when you have violent boardgame reenactments?

 

You'd trust me to not poison it?

 

Neither do I.

Forsaken, I'll come if you buy me a nice orange juice and a muffin...a chocolate one with white chocolate chips....and maybe a shortbread cookie. :3

 

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No, I do not trust you not to poison it. That's why I'm getting tea.

 

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