Hey America...

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  1. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Enjoy the Anniversary of your Insurrection from the Tyranny of the English Crown and His Majesty, King James the First. You threw tea in the Boston Harbor whilst dressing like those blasted Indians, you heathens who wouldn't know a good cup of Earl Grey if it was dumped in your lap.

    So enjoy your burgers, your bratwurst, your hot dogs, your fireworks, your sparklers, your red white and blue. Your baseball and warm apple pie. And all things American.

    For today...Is our Independence Day!

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    Shiiiiiiney
     
  2. Misty gimme kiss

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    Note to Laurence: No one actually calls them "bratwursts".
     
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    *claps*

    and it's the day when you can pig out on cholesterol and fatty acid without worrying about what people think!
     
  4. Misty gimme kiss

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    I do that anyway.

    Calorie fest, bishs.
     
  5. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Then the next day you go OMG I GAINED 30 POUNDS! and rush to the gym like mad!
     
  6. Misty gimme kiss

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    Pssh, I already weigh a bit more than I'd like. My summer resolution is to exercise. x) It's hard staying thin when you're so short. ;-;
     
  7. Dante Merlin's Housekeeper

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    anyone else think its funny that none of the "all American Foods" are actually american made at all? only thing on that list is baseball(I think, we probably stole that from someone too though XD)
     
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    Hamburgers are.
     
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    It's okay. You're still not done growing ^_^. You'll probably grow a couple more inches before your 20!


    nope baseball was made by an American dude...
     
  10. Dante Merlin's Housekeeper

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    umm they originated from hamburg germany I believe Misty O_o at least thats what all my teachers always told me...
     
  11. Misty gimme kiss

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    *** Cheeseburgers. At least, that's what my dad said.
     
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    Actually it was King George III, not King James I.
     
  13. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    I'll call them bratwurst if I damn well please. Calling them 'brats' seems so ..I dunno....wrong to me.

    Irony. Things we call American, we stole from other cultures.
     
  14. Spitfire I'm a little high, and a little drunk.

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    OH CANDA OH CANADA

    Long live maple syrup
     
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    Let's not forget the greatest sport of all, curling.
     
  16. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    America made the term "Americanize", which is what we pretty much did to everything the immigrants brought.

    Happy 4th yo.
     
  17. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    And Ice Hockey?
     
  18. Haseo Knight of Light

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    And to every anime dub by 4Kids.
     
  19. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yeah. That too. YGOTAS FTW
     
  20. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    Baseball is British, Hamburgers were invented in America by a German =]

    LONG LIVE THE QUEEN D:
     
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