Heterophobia

Hey now, don't compare homosexuality and bestiality. I quite enjoy a dog once in a while, but a guy? No way.

 

Gotta love dem bitches.

 

A dog? You are not a true Norwegian until you have done a mountain goat. Dogs are for pussies.

 

That's what I usually go for, but I'm in the US now. North Dakota doesn't have too many mountains, nor mountain goats.

 

Are you really going to switch out good ol' Bah with some random *****, just because of some distance? For shame Noroz, for shame

 

I remember a quote you said to me.
"I love dem Asians!"
That include Shih-Tzu dogs?

 

Indeed my favorite. I quite like the female Canasian as well, but she has a tendency to bite.

 

Ew. Look man, dogs I can understand, but a female dog? Get your hetero ass outta here.

 

Indeed, bite they can but mainly you cause that if I remember:

Quoting myself now, reached a new low.

 

I know, I know. The only issue is that I only breathe to avoid the deadzies.