Help.

My computer says that it's overheating by a factor of 20% and I don't know how to cool it down.

 

You're clearly trying to incite some pony reference. Not gonna bite.

 

Drill some holes in the case to allow better air flow.

 

delete system32










my conscience is too cruel for me to tell that joke without warning you not to afterwards. do not delete sys32

 

Blow on it .

 

I took all you guys' advice and now my computer is holding me down and demanding Chex mix. What did I do wrong?

 

You forgot to have sex with it.

 

Eat system 33 .

 

Drill holes in the HDD to cut weight.

 

You forgot to sacrifice a live frog. Crucial step, but easily forgotten. Live and learn, bro.

 

stop touching its keyboard you inconsiderate son of a gun​