Help!!!!!!!

I GOT THIS FUZZY GRAY LUMP ON MY LEGS THAT WON'T MOVE AND I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!! D:

And I'm hungry....... Anyone have food?

 

Chemotherapy will take care of both of those for you.

 

You could eat the gray lump. Thus enabling you to go to the bathroom.

problem solved.

 

Let it feel your wet, warm, wrath (lol alliteration). It won't lay on you anymore. c:

And by wet, warm, wrath, I mean pee, you gutter-minded people.

 

I don't want all that fur!!! D: Now he bit me!!!! He's murderous!!1111

 

I'm sorry D: You just looked so delicious

 

I saw a guy with a mohawk today and I almost called him Dalk.

 

You should have

Because all people with mohawks are inherently me

 

he looked like you.

Except he had this look like he might kill me without thinking about it.
And you're like a teddy bear.

 

I know you can do better than that.

 

Dalk, to quote Edward Cullen,
you're like a kitten that thinks it's a tiger.

 

That's better, although a bit too rash as an opening. Maybe it's just me but I enjoy the conventional arc.

 

I am most certainly not surprised of the existence of various tribes of Dalks previously existing in the area before being driven out by the Iroquois.

 

And so What? hath sayeth it, and so it shall be! For if What? falls, so falls KHV, and thus falls the internet.