Help Nick with his english homework - The Game

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  1. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Time for another round, KHV.

    Need to write an extended metaphor about love.

    And we have a template. I can't do this.


    Not a love letter or a box of chocolates

    I give you a (noun)It is a (noun)(verb)(prepositional phrase)
    It promises (noun)
    like the (adjective - verb - prepositional phrase)

    It will (verb) you with (noun)
    like a (noun).
    It will make your (noun)a
    (adjective - noun - prepositional phrase)

    I am trying to be (adjective or adverb)

    Not a paper heart or a store bought card

    I give you a (noun).
    Its (adjective noun) will (verb - prepositional phrase)
    ,(adjective) and (adverb)
    as we are,
    for as long as we are.

    Take it.
    Its (adjective noun - verb - prepositional phrase),
    if you like.

    (adjective).
    Its (noun) will (verb) to your (noun)
    ,(verb) to your (noun).


    Help me fill in the blanks.
     
  2. jojoj13 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You didn't say "Would you kindly?".

    ._.

     
  3. NeoCloudstrife Decisive Being

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    o i think i did this before. its about an onion or something o.O
     
  4. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Yes. But we have to make it about something else. And i can't do it.


    Now would you kindly help me out with this?
     
  5. Cyanide King's Apprentice

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    lol it's not valentine's day here

    now....hmmm, let me think about this
     
  6. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Hope I was able to help.
     
  7. Juicy Chaser

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    :V We've done this, yeah the original was about an onion xD
    Shows how even though our education systems are a lot different some familiar things manage to creep in :3




    oh yes, i suck.
    but a smile is unconventional, no?
     
  8. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Thanks for the help, guys, but it's a bit too late. Presented it this morning.

    This is the final ****** project.

    Not a love letter or a box of chocolates

    I give you a book
    It is a story bound in leather
    It promises adventure
    Like the fulfilling end of a tale

    Here
    It will fill you with excitement
    like a lover's smile
    It will make your nights a
    wonderous journey into sleep

    I am trying to be sincere

    Not a paper heart or a store bought card

    I give you a book
    Its old pages will keep you under the covers
    awake and intent
    as we are
    for as long as we are

    Take it
    Its musty words turn to wedding vows
    If you like

    Molding
    Its pages sticking to your fingers
    Breaking off in your hands




    I hate it.
     
  9. Juicy Chaser

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    That was pretty impressive, though I'd be a bit miffed if someone gave me a book =P
     
  10. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    I think you did a very good job here. You made the concept of an old book as romantic as it can possibly get, which is impressive like Scarlet said. This is all right, really.
     
  11. O R A N G E C is the heavenly option

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    But didn't Zack write about a book too? you fail.

    I think the ketchup stain was much more original. As well as the one about death, emily h was about to like die from trying to stop herself from laughing.