Help Me with Comments

So someone left me some comments for two of my Spyro: A Hero's Tail walkthrough videos on Tuesday, but I don't know what they mean because they're in Russian, and the Google translator isn't really helping, either.

• Original Comment: 0:51:53 я на этом месте уже 8 раз перепрохожу а замораживаю эти водяные гейзеры но чото плохо замораживается.Или стою не так.
• Google Translation: 0:51:53 I'm at this place has 8 times pereprohozhu and freeze these water geysers but Choteau bad zamorazhivaetsya.Ili'm not.

• Original Comment: блин уменя оследнее яйцо надо вора забрать иусё и остальные яйца шукать.А вот последнее то где?
• Google Translation: Shoot umenja last one egg thief must take the remaining eggs and iuse shukat.A is the last where?

 

Mine aren't much better.

1st comment translation: I'm at this place is already 8 times pereprohožu and tombstone these water geysers but choto badly frozen. Or stand is wrong.

2nd comment translation: pancake egg thief should last one skill to pick up iusë and the other šukat′ eggs. but most where?

 

Why don't you just learn Russian?

 

Just for the odd Russian comments every now and then? :3

 

I also hear that girls dig Russian.

 

Sometimes when I read comments that are in a foreign language, I assume it's some creepy dude trying to flirt with me and that's when I become afraid to answer them.

 

I think the first one is about some person having trouble freezing a geyser, and he can't stand on it or something.

The second looks like the person is having trouble trying to find the last of something. I'm guessing a bonus collectable or something.

 

Russian girls, hm?

 

Dat Cyrillic .

 

Ask Kites, she speaks Russian.

 

And less terrifying girls.

 

Casual racism acknowledged.

 

But Commie Russian is a nationality, not a race.

 

I dunno man

I hear that Kites gal eats her men with a splash of vodka when she's finished with them

 

Huh, she had bourbon when we were finished.

 

Mmmmm Russian blondes.