I RUBBED MY EAR BECAUSE IT WAS ITCHY AND WHEN I PULLED MY FINGER AWAY AFTER ITCHING IT ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WAS A BUNCH OF GLITTER ON MY FINGER. I DON'T KNOW THE CAUSE OF THIS CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN?!
Did you go clubbing? Whenever you lay with a girl you met at the club, you will be covered in those little dots for the next five showers.
I AM NOW GOING TO ASSAULT YOUR MIND WITH SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES Spoiler: subliminal messages ...sorry you had to see that last one...
BY THE POWER OF CHRIST OUR SAVIOR. GET AWAY FROM ME.[DOUBLEPOST=1380501257][/DOUBLEPOST]UPDATE: the glitter is gone! I repeat! The glitter is gone!
...So. The signs are beginning. I hoped to conceal this from you for longer. But there is no denying it now. You're an Armstrong, my child. One of our glorious lineage. The sparkles indicate your strength. Soon they shall erupt from every orifice. But with this power comes great responsibility. A responsibility that has been PASSED DOWN OUR FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS! AND WHEN THE TIME COMES, YOU MUST BE READY. ARE YOU READY?
Good thing it's gone. Did you ever find the cause? DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE SISTER WHO LIKES TINKER BELL? Because when my sister was little, she used to go around sprinkling glitter on people pretending it was pixie dust. Except when we were out of glitter. Then she used salt.
I-I don't know, I'm not that good with responsibility... I have no sisters, only bothers... I mean brothers... and no I don't know the cause...
