HELP! How do you make a 3 year old girl happy?o_0

Soo..I'm at my parents' friend's place, and on the computer being bored. The friends' kid girl, is like sleeping on the bed right beside the computer. And she keeps on making th frowning face, and hen started crying and shouting mommy...So I went downstairs to look for her mommy, but her mommy said to ignore her but my mom said to"go play with her!" GRRRRRRRRR I M SUPPOSE TO USE MY LAST NONE SCHOOL DAYS HAVING FUN!...T_T Then I tried to talk to the kid, she doesn't answer...How do you make a little kid smile?...So I out of nowhere started to tickle her...but nothing happend..Oh..She's not ticklish...and she's crying now..errrrgh not like i made her cry!!..so...what should I do with this child....

 

Its Called the wonderful world of Television.

 

Guess what...she just finished watching tv, and is lying on her bed crying and sniffing....while i try to make boring conversation with her o_______0

 

Pull funny faces at her and say "pick-a-boo" in many funny voices.

 

....*goes and do these things..


back, she's still frowning and probably thinking,,"why the hell is she still here"...-_-;;

 

PLAY CANDY LAND!! EVERYONE LOVES CANDY LAND!!! >>

But make sure she wins D:

 

....o.o isn't that a board game? errrrrgh stupid kid go to sleep stop moaning! you are ruining my afternoon by frowning at me!!

 

Yesh, and 3 yearolds love games like Candyland

Hell, Im 13 and I played candyland the other day with my friend -.-

 

Tell her to shut the hell up and threaten to beat her with a stick if she doesn't.

 

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How bout no?

We should seriously make a guide to babysitting thread. The people here seem to fail at that sort of thing -.-

 

Sellotape her lips so it looks like she's smiling. :/ Easy solution.

 

thanks guys...here i go, last try to make her happy if not then"stop fckn crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!go to sleep or tell me y ur crying stupid baby!!"

 

This is just like meet the Fockers.... the dude is left alone to babysit this baby and his parents tell him to play with him when he cries, but the babies parents tell him to leave him and let him self sooth.

Try both, if you leave her then she may stop eventually if not then play with her, pull funny faces, make a complete idiot out of yourself it might just make her laugh.

 

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Wtf? Thats just wrong.
-on topic-
DO somthing silly. Find a disney movie and put it on. Put on some music. Little kids like to dance.

 

0.0 she screams*ahhhhhhhnoooooooooo major rapist!help me mommy!!!!!><

 

heheheh it was ajoke but isaw a man doiiung that to my momy hehehe jking

 

yays !finally ask her "do u want food?"everyone luvs eating wen they're sad...right? YAYS GOT RID OF HER down stairs wit her mommy right now..bibi^^ stay downstairs dont come up! u better not!!!! yea this is just like the Fockers.

 

1. Put Kingdom Hearts into your PS2.
2. Select Poohs Book.
3. Let the girl play with Pooh.

I don't know if little children can play Ps2. If not, make funny things.