Help fast kthx

Apparently, so does Sora 13's girlfriend.

AHUR HUR HUR HUR

I'm in top form tonight. 8D

 

); **** this im asking google or msn time =D

 

Waffles! 8D

 

i just learned how to cross off crap

what tis this mean?

 

That was not funny at all D:
http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Hickey
you've got to be kidding me.

 

massage it.

DO IT NOW!

 

Are you sure?

And this week is party week for me =D Yay perfect timing. Lulz supposedly she has one and she doesn't know what to do now that I told her it could last for about a week.

Wut lulz. We have a friend party wensday. Both of us with hickeys.

Oh wut fun <_<

 

Seriously, tape a waffle to your neck. She won't suspect a thing.

 

It's like a bruise and when you have bruises. you massage it.

 

This happened to my friend once. He had to go to school like that for about 2 weeks and got yelled at by teachers and the princapal.

 

Naughty boy >:

Go into your parents bathroom and look for concealer in your mom's make up, it'll probably be in a bottle or tube of some sort and is flesh coloured.

Apply some of that on it.

 

Make up is a wonderful thing Alex,use it C:

Try to be careful next time e_e control yourself boiii.
i.b.jokin.b.very.rough >:3~

 

Tootz has no problems. She'll never get one <:

 

u.r.so.funnah.

ohohohohohoho~

 

Tell someone to punch you in the neck. That way, you will have a valid excuse if the bruise isn't gone in a week.

If this doesn't seem logical i suggest a new strategy: Let the wookie win.

 

Your mom will probably figure it out if you wear stuff around your neck and act like it's there. The only option is to try to apply some kind of foundation or concealer stuff to it. Also, to get it to go down try using some ice and well, learn to not let people give you hickies on the neck. heh. If you have some Epsom salts you can use that with bath water and it can make bruises go down. I think though the only way you'll get through days of it not being noticed is to try the makeup route. There are only so many shirts you can wear that cover the neck with the way styles are now and the fact it's summer.

 

IRL photoshop yourself.

 

You can't go around wearing a ****ing turtleneck in the middle of August and I'm guessing you wouldn't want to wear one anyways, gawd.

Make up, srsli. It's your best friend in this case. XD
Get your ass to any flipping store that sells make up and go a find/buy a type of cover up/foundation that matches your skin tone, adur. Dap, rub, blend, and BAM! OH ITZ MAGIC WHERE DID THE HICKEY GO!?!?! D:

 

Did it hurt when your girlfriend sucked on your neck with her mouth?​

 

By hurt she means 'felt orgasimic' and by neck she means 'diiick.'

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wut a silly question to ask, silly gurl.