Have you ever...

Basically one person says have you ever________? And the person below says yes or no and why. Then you ask the person below if they've ever done something and the cycle goes on until a mod or admin goes: "BAM! Locked for no real reason other then to ruin your fun." Anyhow I'll start. Have you ever went skydiving?

 

No, I'm afraid I'll get cut on the way down, and it's a long way down, and I'm a hemaphiliac!

Have you ever... Kissed someone of the same gender?

 

>_>
<_<
Maybe....

Have you ever commited beastiality?

 

no.

have you ever fantasized about doing the deed with video game characters?

 

No

Have you ever looked at a picture (over the internet) that made you vomit?

 

No.

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself naked?

 

Yes. Yours.


Have you ever had dreams about how sexy Fabio is when you sleep?

 

no


Have you ever had sexual intercourse with someone of the same gender?

 

YES!

Have you ever kicked a puppy?

 

No
Have you ever punched some1 and knocked him out cold?

 

yes

have you ever streaked naked?

 

Yes

Have you ever been proposed to?

 

No

Have you screamed at your TV because you lost a video game

 

Yes

Have you ever cursed at Oprah?

 

Yes many times. Have you ever wondered who first decided: "Hey I'm gonna drink whatever comes out of this cow!" ?

 

No.
Have you ever been non-religious and read a religious text for the heck of it?

 

Yes, and still am!

Have you ever cried because you lost something trivial?

 

Nope, I've never even thought about it until now.

Have you ever wondered why someone would screw a monkey, despite beastiality being illegal? (The start of AIDS)

I suddenly want to look up the origins of milk now.

 

Yes

Have you ever had someone try to drown you?

 

Yes

Haven you ever wondered if Virgin Olive Oil is nervous about being eaten?