Have you ever tried to kick your own ass?

I've yelled at myself a few times a day for the past 9 years. I've even beaten myself up from time to time, but Im crazy like that. How about you?

 

No .

 

Dude, I have physically kicked my ass before. It was not difficult, you just need to be exercising.

 

Sometimes I'll be playing a game and when I mess up I'll say things like "you sh*t dipper" or "mutt fückin' asshøle"

 

A fuck I could not give...​

 

Good for you, you should be given an award for that post. >_>

 

I pwn myself, for I am as awesome as almost eight of me.

 

... I only have 4 different kind of people in my head... Ç_Ç

 

I only have 4 asses.