HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SEYMOUR FLUX DIE OF POISON!?

BECAUSE I JUST FUCKIN' DID

PROTIP: NEVER LET YOUR HYPERCOMPETITIVE POWERLEVELING ROOMMATE PLAY YOUR GAMES, HE'LL UTTERLY SHAME THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES

 

..POISON ?

 

After all those attempts fighting him I'm so mad over hearing this. Poison of all things. Amazing.

 

Clutchest win ever

Flux was down to like 20k and Mortiorchis was chargin' its shoop

I shouted FIRE THE BREAKER and Bahamut let 'er rip

DIDN'T EVEN HIT DAMAGE CAP

DONNIE'S BAHAMUT IS MAD WEAK CUZ HE'S TOO BUSY NURSING HIS RAGING HARD-ON FOR IFRIT

Banish'd, two turns left

Starts unloading Overdrives like a fire sale

Seymour now down to 3k or so, but party is wounded and all Overdrives are gone

all except

RONSO RAGE

Flame Breath

Kills Mortiorchis

Mortiorchis drains Seymour

Seymour still not dead

Morti prepares to fire...

...

...Seymour goes first and casts Reflect.

...1400 poison tick.

Dead.

Fanfare.

Credits.

Platinum trophy.

Pulitzer Prize.

Don't fuck with D. Phresh

 

weeps because I still can't beat seymour

 

I always found him fairly easy, especially since the moments before you fight him are all perfect to train in if your a little underleveled. I've always done enough damange to kill Mortiorchis in one hit and just kill the guy with basic attacks. I actually remember fighting him for the final time, and for the final fight, it was really underwhelming, because all I did was summon anima and beat the crap out of him. You don't mess with anima's overdrive

 

WHICH ONE IS FLUX, IS THAT THE THIRD ONE ON GAGAZET? CAUSE IF IT IS **** ME I NEED TO GET ME SOME POISON, THAT GUY'S ALWAYS A ******, I USUALLY END UP USING THAT THING THAT DOUBLES HEALTH ON AURON, TANK HIS SUPER MOVE.