Seriously i've been called a pedophile/stalker like 15 times tonight. Don't you remember that i make all of your presents? Do you really want coal in that stocking?
Dude! Earth to Santa! You know when we're sleeping and when we're awake and you want us to behave like good girls and boys. That doesn't sound like a stlaker at all!
Santa enjoys having people sit on his lap and has little men work for him on a daily basis. No. You're just twisted buddy.
ROFL_cheif, who's the sexy girl in your siggy? *drooling* neways..........i know what you did with mommy, Santa, so don't go playing innocent.