Well, hate is a strong word in this case, but it was the only H-word I could think of that fit with the joke. Either way, we are now trapped in our house with flooding outside, and only a couple feet between the water and our front door. Right now the rain is letting up, and if the storm goes away even a little it won't fill up much more over the next few days, but if the water gets into our house, we'll have to turn off the power. We'll see just how this week is going to go.