Harry Potter and the Planet ~ Harry Potter/Final Fantasy VII

Cloud nearly jaw dropped.
"WHAT!?"

 

Leonhardt tried his best not to breka down and laugh. "Well... I won't comment on this." He simply answered.

 

Aerith went to speak to the doorman, she said, "Just wait. I've got a cute friend I want to bring." Harry looked surprised, he whispered to Cloud, 'Where did you find her?'

 

Cloud looked at Harry and muttered. "...Don't ask."

OOC:
Right... we're officially skipping the gathering of the items to save time, while it is funny, Cloud actually being dressed as a girl is more fun...
and so...

BIC:
A sequence of events follows, in which Cloud gets various feminine items. He had to do the familiar Squats among other things, but eventually, he got everything he needed to make the perfect disguise for himself...
although he was still dreading having to go through with it.

"Okay... I'm ready..."

He stepped into the dressing booth and got dressed. Finally stepping out once ready... a bit awkwardly.

"Hmm, not bad. This may be a new business for me." The shop owner's father said.

"Yeah, you're right. Should we try it?"
"Thanks for showing us something new. My father's got his
motivation back now. So the dress is on the house." The shop owner told them.

 

Cloud looked at Harry and muttered. "...Don't ask."

OOC:
Right... we're officially skipping the gathering of the items to save time, while it is funny, Cloud actually being dressed as a girl is more fun...
and so...

BIC:
A sequence of events follows, in which Cloud gets various feminine items. He had to do the familiar Squats among other things, but eventually, he got everything he needed to make the perfect disguise for himself...
although he was still dreading having to go through with it.

"Okay... I'm ready..."

He stepped into the dressing booth and got dressed. Finally stepping out once ready... a bit awkwardly.

"Hmm, not bad. This may be a new business for me." The shop owner's father said.

"Yeah, you're right. Should we try it?"
"Thanks for showing us something new. My father's got his
motivation back now. So the dress is on the house." The shop owner told them.

 

"Walk more nicely like... this. Miss Cloud." Aerith said, walking like a runaway model. Harry rubbed his eyes in surprise.

 

"What do you mean 'nicely'?" Cloud asked as he tried to walk like a model on a runway, looking at the others to see if he was doing it right.
He decided not to be embarrassed... He was ALREADY dressed like this now after all, so he might as well try.

 

"Oh you're so cute, Miss Cloud. Aaah, I want one. Do you have one that'll look good on me too?" Aerith said, smiling happily. The manager and his daughter tried to pick one, but Aerith picked a dress. "...I want THIS one." Everyone seemed surprised, Aerith said, "I'm going to go change." She went to the dressing booth, then stopped and turned around. "......No peeking!" She changed into quite a provocative red dress. "So? How do I look?" Harry tried to keep himself from drooling over her.

 

Harry cleaned his mouth, and pulled his hood over his head to hide his appearance. He said, "Well, I guess it's time for these two lovely young ladies to go see the Don." Aerith nodded and they went to the Don's mansion and spoke to the doorman. "Damn!! Your friend's hot, too! Come in, come in!! Two ladies coming through!" Harry tried not to laugh at the comment and convinced the doorman that he and Leo were new workers for the Don. They entered the mansion and a receptionist spoke to them. "Hey, ladies. I'll go and let the Don know you're here. Wait here. Don't go wandering around..."

"Now's our chance. Let's find Tifa." Aerith said, Harry followed Aerith and Cloud in a torture chamber. They found Tifa there, dressed in a interesting blue dress, to be blunt about it. Aerith saw her and spoke to her, "...Tifa? Nice to meet you. I'm Aerith. Cloud's told me a lot about you." "...And you are? Hey you're the one with Cloud in the park..." "Right, with Cloud." Tifa sighed, "Oh....."

"Don't worry. We just met. It's nothing." Aerith said with a smile, Tifa asked, "What do you mean, 'Don't worry'... about what? No, don't misunderstand. Cloud and I grew up together. Nothing more." "Poor Cloud, having to stand here and listen to both of us call him nothing." Aerith turned to Cloud, she smiled at him, "Right, Cloud?" "Cloud?" Tifa looked confused until she checked him out, she gasped, "???? Cloud!? Why are you dressed like that!? And what are you doing here!? Forget that, what happened to you after the fall!? Are you hurt!?"

 

Leonhardt just leant against the cellar walls, listening to the converstaion that was held before the barwoman, Tifa her name was was surprised Cloud was dressed as he was, even Leonhardt had to admit, Tifa and Aerith were fine looking women but he refrained from such dity minded thoughts.

"...so that was the barwoman's name..." he thought and took a quick glance at her figure properly sicne teh bar wasn't hiding anything, her form seemed to have a bit of muscle behind it so he deduced she fought with her hands or feet, a testament to the good decitful looks she revealed.

 

"Hey, give me a chance to explain."
"I'm dressed like this... because there was no other way to get in here."
"I'm all right. Aerith helped me out." Cloud told her, perhaps a bit sheepishly for having been dressed in such a way.

 

"Oh, Aerith did..." Tifa sighed and lowered her head.

 

Leonhardt spoke up. "We just saw this as the fastest way of infiltrating the mansion." He said quietly so not to attract attention and looked at Tifa. "But I think you aren't exactly here to get into Corneo's pockets so you must have another reason, am I right?" He asked.

 

"When we got back from the Number 5 reactor, there was this weird man. So Barret caught him and squeezed some information out of him.""Tifa started to explain, Harry continued, "That's when the Don's name popped up." "Right, Don Corneo. Barret told me to leave the lech alone... But something's been bothering me." "I talked to her about it and it seemed she wanted the story straight from the Don's mouth. So Barret made me come along for this mission." Harry groaned and rubbed his hair, Tifa smiled and sighed, "So I made it here, but now I'm in a bind. Corneo is looking for a bride. Everyday, he gets three girls, chooses one of them, and then.... ...and, well..... Anyway, I have to be the girl... or I'm out for tonight."

Aerith looked at them and smiled, "If you know the three girls, there's no problem, right?" "I guess so, but..." Tifa sounded concerned, Aerith smiled, "We have two here, right?" Harry looked at Aerith and wondered what was she getting at?

 

Leonhardt chuckled lightly at Harry's question about there just being two women right there and the unknown third as Leonhardt spoke. "She means Ms. Strife, Potter." He said and heard one of the henchmen call for the girls to come straight up into the Don's room. "We'll just have to go with the flow for now." He said quietly coughed lightly before speaking clearly.

"Let's go ladies, Mr. Corneo isn't a very patient man, especially during a time like this." he said, acting like he was one of the bodyguards of the Don or one of his toughest henchmen.

 

Cloud stayed quiet out of his... *cough* embarrassment.
But he'd come this far, and he wanted to help Tifa, so he continued going without complaint.

 

"Right this way, ladies." Harry said, also acting like of the Don's bodyguard, leading the ladies with Leo to the Don's room. They all entered the Don's room. He was seated at a desk, with a flunky on either side. Harry cleared his throat and spoke loudly, "All right, ladies! Line up in front of the Don!" They lined up in a row, the Don smiled,"Hmmm! Good, splendid!" He jumped over his desk and checks out Aerith, Harry tried not to look surprised as someone as big as he was, who he slightly compared to Dudley, could jumped over a desk.

"Now, let's see... Which girl should I choose? Hmm--- hmm---!" He checked out Cloud, who tried to faceaway. "This one?" He checked out Tifa. "Or this one?" He checked out Cloud again. "Woo-hoo, I've made up my mind!! My choice for tonight is....." Drum rollllllllll.... He picked Tifa, shouting happily, "This little beauty!" "Fu, fu, fu.... Be nice, Don."Tifa said, in her best innocent voice. Don turned to his flunkies. "You can have the other ones!" "Yes, sir! Thank you sir!" Harry shouted with the others. He turns to Tifa, smiling big. "Well then, shall we go my pretty?" He led Tifa into the bedroom...

 

Leonhardt watched the scene unfold, and hs henchmen looked at them as he spoke. "New recruits." he simply said as one nodded and one taken Cloud with Harry while the other led Aerith with Leonhardt close behind, he could sense that these henchmen of the Don weren't going to be all patient.

 

Harry followed the one who took Cloud and knew that there was no way Cloud was going let these goons to do something to him. He sighed and stood against a wall when they reached the room. He watched as the goon began to advance toward Cloud and looked away, knowing whatever was going to happen, it wasn't going to be good.

 

It was over in an instant as the goon lay unconscious on the floor, and Cloud stood there wearing his normal attire, and with the huge Buster Sword (which nobody had any idea how he had managed to sneak it in) on his back.
Albeit, he had make up on his face which he wiped off in a few moments.
He looked at Harry, normally he wouldn't care to show it but... "Tifa'll be fine too, and Aerith has that SOLDIER with her."