Happy Zombie Jesus Day

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Fearless, Apr 5, 2015.

  1. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    Ah yes, the day that Jesus arose from his tomb to consume the flesh of his enemies. We must procure a sacrifice so that we may go another year without a zombie uprising.
     
  2. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    The sacrifice is ham right?
     
  3. Arch Mana Knight

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    Unfortunately for this thread, being resurrected does not make you a zombie. To be a zombie you need to be undead.
     
  4. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Not to put too fine a finger on it... But Jesus did die on the cross and descended into Hell. So technically, he was undead at one point. But he had accumulated enough points for an extra life. or he was using hacks.
     
  5. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Ah, but what happened to Jesus during those three days depends on who you ask. Latter-day Saints, for example, believe that He organized missions to teach the gospel to the spirits who hadn't had the chance to learn the gospel in mortality during those three days.
     
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    TL: I'm not a zombie.
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