Halp.

I need something to read while I waste my time in college. Tell me things to buy at Barnes & Noble tomorrow. :>

 

Hustler. :lolface:

 

I've been re-reading the Harry Potter series. B|

I will always and forever recommend The Westing Game to everyone because it is the greatest children's book ever and I am not ashamed to say that I like it.

 

The ABC's of Manliness.

 

Oh, oh! If you like children's books and enjoy comedy, I'd recommend "This Island Isn't Big Enough For the Four of Us". It's so awesome. I still adore that book and just re-read it a week ago. I think people should read it.

 

I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert

 

This sounds so familiar...what's it about?

 

Hot Gimmick :lolface:


Enough Drama to Rival KHV

 

It's pretty much the lulziest impersonation of a far-right American ever. My English teacher had us read parts of it during our humor unit. I think I can safely say I had the coolest English teacher ever.

 

I am so wet near my crotch because of this post.

 

I already recmended Dune and Princess Bride.

The Dune series will keep you occupied for about a year.

It was my user title when I was using the Stephen Colbert theme.

Its his book.

 

Jellybeing recommended me "Are you there, Vodka? it's me, Chelsea" by Chelsea Handler.
I haven't read it, but uhm...she's funny so, :]

 

My friend read that, she said it was good :3

 

I should be writing these names down. o:

 

I would reccomend "The Hunger Games" but I acknowledge that it isn't for everyone.

 

Go get laid.

 

"The Time Machine Did It" by John Swartzwelder.