Hallo

*puts on stereotypical English accent*
Hallo. Cherrio, dilly-dally, and what not. Pleasant day, isn't it?

 

bloody hell are you mad

 

Are you daft?!

 

would you care you join me for tea and crumpets

 

I'm stopping here. I feel kinda bad for mocking the British. The Beatles wouldn't be if Britain never was.

 

Holy ****, Mish bit him. That woman...I cant believe she's gotten so many innocents. It all started 3 years ago. I had a burrito for lunch and my stomach was weak that day. That gleaming white porclain was calling to me 3 hours later. I just had to go even though I knew the consequences. I finished my business and was about to leave when I heard a whisper from beneath. Years of traning kicked in and I instantly whipped out my knife and flattened against the wall. As I looked down, the most horrific sight was in the watery bowl. It was not a burrito that came out, but a demon lassie! Is it possible? How can a man give birth? Why is this happening to me? These thoughts ran through my head as I started getting frantic. The small demon started growing at an exponential rate. Its pale skin glistening with water. Brown hairs erupted violently from its skull and stopped at the shoulders. At this point it appeared more like an 15 year old girl. She was quite a beautiful sight, but I wouldnt be decieved! I called the authorities while this horrific thing sat inadept in the tub. It murmured words in some lost, forsaken language. All I could catch was confusing fragments. Something about cheerios and a bloody hell. Finally the government arrived to contain whatever this thing could be. I thought I was safe, I had all but forgotten about that incident.....untill today. サキ アマミヤ has been bitten and is now speaking this language. I can only assume he has not much time left. A month? Maybe two? We'll find a cure one day. I promise that I shall vanquish the horror know as.....Mish.





And thats how babies are made 8D

 

What the bloody hell are you talking about?

 

Dont worry, I'll save you!


I'll save everyone from the Mish!

 

Oh no!

Not.....The Mish!

Crono, what are we going to do!

 

I'd set-up a quarantine. Newbies are too inexperienced, they'll die from first contact with the lass. Average members need to get arranged in groups. These groups will be led by mods and s.mods. Admins will stategize the best ways to isolate and corner this beast. Then we will all have to hope that CtR will lend us the weapon we need to annihilate her. The problem is, it was the same weapon she was using for world domination. Persuading her will not be easy.

 

Stop being a git and get me out of this perposterous gown! My dairy-end is showing....

 

am i clean or have i been infected

 

Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi Soi

 

You seem to be alright at the moment. Just in case, we'll have invisible members watching you for the slightest hint that you're infected. If you are, they've already been given the go ahead to use absolute force.

 

hey is seeing a dancing gir in my room part of the syptoms

 

Nah, everyone sees that every now and then.

 

wait now i'm hearing the numa numa song every where

 

I say, stop this rubbish this instant!

 

What are the symptoms of this... Mishitis?

I'd like to know. I wouldn't to get infected, y'know.

Cheerio, tata, rotten teeth and all that!

Oh dear...

 

This is all nonsensical gibberish.