Just a quick favor; I'm a little depressed right now, so can someone find something that will make me laugh? It's been a long day.
Incoming stupid old joke i know. So a blonde texted me and asked "What does IDK stand for? I told her "I don't know." and she said, "OMG no one does!"
When one fucks a sheep, why does he do so at the edge of a cliff? Spoiler ...it's so the sheep will push back.
[video=youtube;YOW3wHV6Z0Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOW3wHV6Z0Y[/video] this always makes me feel better
I've got another one! "I'm not letting you in, until I'm sure you're immune." "Lets see, I'm Francis, that's grandpa, bill and...there are zombies out here open the damn door!" "No!"
Can't resist... "Where is my popsicle?" "Please..." "I require a popsicle every fifteen minutes. You obviously did not read the memo." "Is this your memo?" *holds up paper of scribbles* "I don't even know what this is!" "You sicken me with your lies." "I'll make you some right away!" "Make me some? Please do not insult what little intelligence I have. I need it now." "Then I'll go to the store, please sir!" "Yes you will, now what is the magic word *****?" "Please let me go to the store and get popsicles for you, thank you sire!" "That's right. You better run boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup too. Or your fate is sealed."
