hai guize, my eyez are addicting.

I'm waiting on Mr. Pumpkin to come out of nowhere with baby powder on his hand be like "What, ho?!" and pimp slap somebody.

 

...tbh, when jake still had me added, i might have creeped your facebook a lil ._.
dun shoot me

gimme ur fb and i'll think about requesting you :c

shuddup you have no idea what you're talking about

 

You know what else is addicting?

Crack.

 

What about Coke?

































Pepsi too.

 

Standards?

 

1. Ability to hold me in a conversation.
2. Ability to hold me in a "conversation."
3. Pretty eyes

All physical attractions besides pretty eyes are surplus and only serve to supplement them.

 

what about boobs guys?
i can get pretty lost when staring at sum nice funbags

 

Nope. They're just extra compared to the eyes.

 

<3

Whenever a girl asks me what color her eyes are, I always answer in bra size.

 

They have the downside of being rather awkward to look at. During conversation, you can look into someone's eyes, but there aren't many situations where you can stare at a girl's chest for very long. (The "What does your t-shirt say?" trick is the most common one.)

 

^ This right hur. <3

I like your 'eye'

in my mouth ;D

Y'know, boobs used to be my #1 thing. But lately I have just... transformed. It's all about the ass now; if you've got a nice ass, you've got my attention.

 

I have a similar problem when I see a pretty girl on the bus. Part of me wants to scream, "STOP BEING SO PRETTY SO I CAN FOCUS ON NOT MISSING MY STOP!!!"

 

Hell yes, this to the 436546243th power. I love asses so much.

 

Does this turn you on?

 

I love what this thread has turned into. Minus KS's posts, but you get what I mean.

Spoiler

 

Oh god. Those eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssseeeeeee! BRB, cleaning my computer screen.