This might seem random, but There is a ****ing....alien outside my house right now. Im not going to go into detaild or anything, but. There is s mother****ing alien outside, Dude.... Im not shitting here holy ****. Man.
I remember one night when I was reading a Star Wars book, and all of a sudden I realize that I'm freaking terrified by aliens... Yeah, wasn't a fun night, I kept expecting that I was seconds away from being abducted... Good luck with the probing, btw *rubs ass*
Dude, Im not joking. There is (at least was) a ****ing thing outsie my window. Its night time. This is is not the first time it has happened lol. Not joking.
How high is your window? Cause I can fly, you know. And adopt humanoid vessels for myself. 0;3 Walking is bit of an issue though, to be honest... It's most likely a cat, bird, or mass murdering stalker
Here's the deal. Theone: My window is tall. This thing was tall enough to cover the window. Taller than an adUlt. Thefuk: **** youuuuuuuuuuuu Tienedude: No man, I live out in the country. No neighbors here. This has happened before. A few summers back. My sister has seen it too. She cried lol. I didn't believer her at first, but now... This ****ing thing came again. Wtf. It just stands outside the window. I know this may seem stupid, but Im not ****ing joking. I heard it behind the window, and it was standing there. My dog started barking at it. I noticed the ****er when I heard this noise behind the window. Like, a voice coming out, but it made funny sounds. Then my dog barked at it, made the funny noice again, and then I don't know what happened. It all went quiet. Also, dog is not here. He ususally runs off somewhere, so Im sure nothing bad happened to him. Oh, and there has been knocking on the window before. Though this time no knocking happened. I was freaking browsing khv. Must have been staring at me. DUDE it must have been fappinnnggg. Srsly tho.
Boy, you must be pretty hot, for him to come from space just for you XDDD Yeah, a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery tall one!
