Guys, this is awkward

One of my FB friends just randomly messaged me, and started talking about kissing, getting married, and raising two kids....


I think he's got the wrong person. But I played along.

 

Jeez, what the hell does your default picture have to be for random strangers to start hitting on you?

 

Understand this.
Take what you can get.
If he's got kind eyes, doesn't smell and isn't a murderer then he's a catch.

 

You think.

Hmm.

 

...what? He could've clicked the wrong person when choosing from the left. You know, small profile pictures, can easily pick someone you didn't mean to pick.

Hmmm... I'll keep this in mind.

Yes, I do.


Hmmmmmm...

 

It's a bonus if he has money. Cha-Ching!
Oh and some bs about love and stuff.

 

I'm just saying.
You never know.

 

Yeah, looks like he's got money, and a hot sister.


Awwwwww yeah.

I'll just say he got the wrong person lol.

 

...Luckily this has not happened to me on FB.

 

You should send me your Facebook so that I can add you.

 

'Should' being the operative word.

 

Don't worry about iiiiiiiiiit.

 

This is kind of relevant to your post but your avatar is Wavves and I like Wavves a lot you are awesome yay

 

That's kind of like my parents taste in women for me. If she's human and not a prostitute, she has their blessing.









Oh who am I kidding, they'll settle for a prostitute if they have to.