guys I am pretty sure there is a mosquito in my room

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  1. Misty gimme kiss

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    I can't find it. I have to wake up in seven hours for work. I can't sleep in fear.
     
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  2. Amaury Chaser

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    Kill it with fire!
     
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  3. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Start drinking the blood of mosquitoes. Soon they will fear you and leave you be.
     
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  4. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    I hear the smell of beer, (Or maybe any alcohol) repels mosquitos. c:
     
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  5. Yozora Archer

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    Tell the mosquito to **** off.
     
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  6. AnimeGirl104 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    a mosquito?

    Um... Its not a vampire. they don't take THAT much blood from you.


    Just take a can of bug spray and spray it everywhere....
     
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  7. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Gas the room liek -

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  8. Jayn ♥

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    Sleep elsewhere.

    When I was in LA, there was a GIANT spider that we found on the floor in the bathroom. And it scurried into our room. I was so scared, I was up until 4am, then I slept on the couch.     ​
     
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  9. Spike H E R O

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    Putting both of these ideas together can be disatrously hilarious.
     
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  10. Heart ❤ Enjoy every moment with all ya got

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    Annnnd now im never going to LA xD
     
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  11. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Last summer, I was totally under my covers, awake around nine in the morning, and I could effing hear it buzzing around.

    IT WAS STALKING ME, DAMMIT!
    YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKISH THAT IS!!!!!!!

    I was stuck there, sweating, for two goddamn hours!
     
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  12. C This silence is mine

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    >mfw mosquitos completely ignore me ::L:
     
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  13. The Fuk? Dead

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    They're too busy giving me all the love.
     
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  14. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Okay so this is probably my manliest story ever guys.
    Over the summer, I swore I heard a mosquito in my room so I stayed awake for like three hours muttering obscenities until I realized it was just the fan making weird noises.
     
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  15. C This silence is mine

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    I think you might be mixing up mosquitos and women here. It's an easy mistake to do though, they're both blood sucking monsters that fly around and leech off of other people. c:
     
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  16. Misty gimme kiss

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    okay I have survived the night with no new bites. C: Falling asleep was difficult though, I have issues with that already, but it was compounded by the whole "there is a mosquito in my room I know it it is stuck under my comforters and I am going to wake up with like seven thousand bites my sister is reading with the lamp on I can't sleep when there are lights on I need to sleep why can't I sleeeeeeep."
    And then I start to feel insecure because I'm thinking too much and can't let my mind relax and it's bad. :C
    dohoho
     
    Misty, Aug 10, 2011
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