Guess who bought a proper mic for an early Christmas present?

It's me I did. c:

 

Why did you ask me to guess if you were just going to tell me right away. I feel cheated as ****. Like I just got taken for a ride on the bandwagon with the snake oil salesman and his brother the convicted felon on the run.

He was convicted for rape.

 

How morbid of you.

 

yay! what's it like?
What was wrong with your old one?

 

My 'old one' is the built in mic on my laptop.
THIS ONE CANCELS BG NOISE AND I LOVE IT.

 

Oh thats amazing!
I should get around to buying a new mic, but I think I underestimate how good the SingStar ones are lol xD

 

She's going to sing blue lips and make us all cry again

in high def ;w;

 

Nah, it's a just comparison. When you tell people to guess something. You should let them guess. Otherwise it's like stealing candy from a baby only to realize it was stillborn and you weren't stealing at all.

 

Well, you could have guessed before hovering/clicking the thread.

 

How would I make a guess without knowing what the thread was about? There could have been a vital hint or some manner of cryptic clue to clarify or mystify the point. It's just stupid to make blind guesses without all the information available. Gosh, it's like talking to a sea serpent that only speaks Urdu while I myself do not and it misunderstands me and mauls my head off thinking I was making an aggressive maneuver when in actuality I'm just trying to make a motion of appeasement in order to not be brutally mauled from head to toe. This is in itself my ultimate irony as it is my final one and that's what ultimate means.

 

I am calm as the Pacific Ocean. I'm so calm that a boat could sail right across me without running into any form of inclement weather or beat downs from sea serpents. I'm so calm that travelers thousands of years ago were able to traverse my vast expanses to (possibly though as of yet unconfirmed to my knowledge since I'm an ocean in this scenario) spread plant species from the Pacific Islands to South America or vice versa even though they were not then known by those names my point remains doesn't it? So I'm calm, bro. Calm like cucumbers that don't know they're about to be in a pickle.

 

Idk man. Talking (typing?) like that, a lot about nothing, makes it seem like you're not.

 

I think you're reading waaaaay too much into this whole dynamic my metaphorical sister. Is it okay if I call you a metaphorical sister? I feel like we have some kind of human connection thing going here, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's there. Regardless of all of that, I need to tell you exactly how much you're reading too much into this sister(metaphorical(tentative)) because I'd be awful if I let you go through life not knowing that. So you're reading to much into that like a researcher reads too much into an old codex they found about a mile underground in one of those burial sites or ruins under tons of dirt and new buildings, because you have to build where you can and respecting ruins is a relatively new concept at least in the way we do it like with Venice, but was discovered during or after the Renaissance in Europe and all that. You know what I'm saying, sister(metaphorical(tentative?))

 

That's amazing! LOL

What kind of mic is it? What color? What length? What sound frequency? What output frequency? LOL

 

I suppose. In my experience, however, when someone goes on and on about one thing (being calm, being happy, whatever), they're generally trying to cover up the fact that they are not calm or happy or whatever. So perhaps I was reading a bit too far into your words, because usually that's not the case, but I apologize I guess, bro.