Guess what showed up on my doorstep before Fall Break?

The answer is: a drunk!

I kid you not. It happened at about 8-9 pm. He had knocked on our door, I opened the door, and saw a guy, neatly dressed, didn't really smell of liquor, and didn't slur his words. Keep this in mind, I had never seen a drunk before at the time, so I didn't know what to expect. Plus I didn't know he was a drunk at the time. Anyway, he asks, "Hey, is Cody here?" (Cody's my suite mate). I say, "Sure." and in he goes to Cody's room. He opens the door without knocking, Cody looks up at him, and says, "Aw, no, not you!" The guy takes two steps, up to Cody's carpet, and falls on his back and laughs like no tomorrow.

Turns out the guy's class had to go to some sort of drink requirement, and they had to drink half of what they would normally drink. He drank ten beers, because I guess he normally drinks 20...10 appeared too much for this guy anyway. He laid there laughing his head off for a few minutes, before somebody else knocks on the door again. This guy, named Fonzy (go figure) comes in, thankfully sober, and sees the drunk in the room. He tells the drunk it's time to go to his room, and the happy drunk complies. Fonzy has the guy's arm, the guy thanks me for letting him in, etc. and they go down the hall, the drunk hitting the walls along the way. Cody's in awe, and I can't stop laughing at it all.

Any thoughts?

 

Getting drunk for a class assignment, lol xD

Thoughts: That guy is going to kill himself drinking twenty beers on any other normal night.

 

Yeah, I can't picture anyone drinking 20 beers...unless it was Superman. *completely random* Would Superman have a superhuman tolerance to alcohol?