Good news everyone!

You are to deliver this 40 lb. box of rape to Planet KHV, the most dastardly and horrible cesspool of filth and misery in the Interweb Galaxy!

 

Hoora!











Wait, what?

 

You know you wanna open that bad boy up.

 

if we don't deliver it before 30 minutes is free.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6PZhONZ3Ac

 

Not that it secretly contains an alternate universe or anything.

So yeah.

 

The universe of Rape.

 

I named it Universe 69 as I could not create another universe that would properly befit that name.

 

Therefor, if it can be measured in one universe, then it can be related to mass. Rape, in this case, is 40lbs.

 

You know they put him in the box:

 

Indeed. Indeed.

 

Ponder it for just a few minutes more.

 

0.0 nevermind...

 

You weren't pondering hard enough.

 

Dividing by zero is nothing to fear. It simply means the end of civilization as we know it.

 

We could always take up cannibalism.

Procreation simply for food. Ergo, eating babies.

 

An excellent plan, indeed. We are all set for apocalypse.