Good Excuse for not turning in my homework?

I've already told my teacher that my MSN is broken... and my printer.

 

"I spent all of my time on a Kingdom Hearts forum." I'm sure your teacher can relate.

 

I'm sure she can't. She doesn't even know what a DS is...

 

Death in the family.

 

Plead insanity.
Justify your actions by handing in the homework, with bloody faeces all over.
Worked for my cousin.

 

Why don't you just email it or use Google Docs or something?

By the way I think Google Docs is one of the most badass things on the internet to date.

 

Tell the teacher you left it in the fridge. Or that your dog used the restroom on it. Or say that you were trying to destroy the world, so your homework had to wait.

 

Get the paper wet, then show the tiny bite marks on the paper. Show it to the teacher, then tell them that your golfish ate it.

 

Just set fire to something. That way, they'll completely forget about your paper.

 

I'm not going to help you. I'd rather see you in trouble.

 

You're almost at the stage where people worship you.

Tell her you have a little sister, and she colored all over it. If she asks for proof, you get to color your homework like a two year old.

 

... Almost?

 

THIS.
INSANITY AND BLOOD ARE THE ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING.

...Almost?

 

I think it's save to say we're already past the almost thing.

I STALK U EVERY DAY WIT MA BINOCULARS STYX