Giveaway threads seem to be hot this Summer, so let's try one

Might as well give this one away to one lucky asshat.

The 25th post in this thread gets ****ing nothing.
Absolutely nothing, not a damn thing.
A rusting spoon gets more things then you will get when you get this nothing.
Get in quick because I've only got one nothing to give out and once someone gets it then you're getting something instead yo.

Go go go

 

this prize is mine​

 

Holy Molly

 

goin' for gold

 

im almost tempted to​

 

Ain't got nothing on me.

 

I've already got my prize

 

lets do this​

 

GET TO DA CHOPPA!

[/reference I'm sure no one will get]

 

I love nothing more than anything.

 

Not enough folk want nothing!

 

In Shakespearean times...

http://sex.omgfacts.com/Sex+Facts/In-William-Shakespeares-time-the-word-ld/29321

I've got my fair share so I'm good >:3

 

Oh my god what is this greatness

"I doth profess that one is feeling merry - perhaps it is time to insert thy thing into thou nothing. Alas, let us retire to the sleeping quarters at once, we have country matters to attend to!"

 

This bit of knowledge is better than any prize.

 

'Thing' is still used frequently.

 

my life is incomplete without a nothing. i must win this.

 

It now has a much better origin story though.

 

ffffffffghfgjfhjkfkfnk

 

Butts