girlfriend

I'm in tears, I can't stop laughing. I've just spent 5 minutes howling at your avatar, I've seen it loads before, but it's really funny all of a sudden.

 

You should post this in the "Help for life sections" because if its in the Spam Zone than I know one thing and one thing only, I can't take your thread seriously.
Also, I'm going to give you a tip from someone who is in a relationship, be yourself. Seriously, I met the girl of my dreams by only doing one thing: Being my nerdy self, loving anime and video games, having a personality she loves, we build up as friends, you know whats odd, I wasn't in love with her for a while until I got dumped by my last girl, I spent more time with her and eventually I grew even more attached to her as she did with me, all we had to do was be ourselves and than we'll find that perfect match. I don't know how old you are but I'm going to guess you're pretty young, if so you should appreciate your youth, don't get into a relationship until your Junior or Senior year of high school, all of those people you see kissing? They're most likely going to break up in a week or two, they don't understand love.
Cheer up, look at your friends that you have right now, appreciate your life you have now and it'll get better and better.

 

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Yeah I love DMC4 Science, has some hilarious results

 

she seems like a nice girl i'll probably call her sometimes

 

you dont even know what shes like under all that. How can you say that so confidently?

 

Ding ding ding, time is up folks! You failed to pass our test, it appears you are...A LOSER! You didn't notice the one little flaw in our lovely young girl we lined up for you today, she's, what's that audience? "A boy!" you say, well it would appear you are all correct! This hot little number here is actually a fully fledged member of the male sex, oh what rotten luck for you.

 

A minor technicality.

 

b-but that makes it

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even better

 

that girl looks creepy as ****. I see my death in his eyes.

 

I'd still hit it .

 

You'd just settle for being hit at this point.

 

that was a joke like i still don't much about her but still i would call her just in case if im bored

 

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He likes to be violated, if that's your type of thing.

 

im in the same sitaution. i really need one to

 

Maybe the two of you should get together.

 

hell no, im not gay

 

>not wanting the D

you gay?

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im not gay.

 

that sounds like something a gay person would say