girlfriend

i really need one i wouldn't post these unless im really desperate, which i am, i keep seeing kisses left through right and i never kiss a girl. i know what u thinking but i need to let it out and i know you wouldn't tell on your friends right?

 

Well, you've got the mindset down. Women are things.

 

I'll be your girlfriend.​

 

You don't really -need- a girlfriend. A relationship is nice to have, yeah, but there's a lot of complications to it, and you might even discover that you aren't really as ready for one as you think you are. So while it is fine to want to start a relationship, you don't really need it to feel satisfied.

you fucking cheater

; ~ ;

 

our social link isn't at 6 yet so stfu​

 

I'll be your french whore.

 

I'll be your nurse

We had no social link: (

 

I never kissed a girl and I'm 19... well I have but it meant nothing. It felt rather disgusting actually, maybe because it was a sloppy one *__*. or maybe because I was in 7th grade. lol Anyway. You don't "need" a girlfriend. Unless you see someone you truly like then you should go for it. I only had a feeling of love once and boy did it feel good when she felt the same to me. I haven't had a feeling like that for anyone since. It's just a matter of time. You can't force loving someone. =P

 

relationships are dumb to me. when i'm in one, i get incredibly depressed because i feel like i am trapped, and then when i'm not in one, i mope around wishing i had someone to cuddle with all the time.

they should never have been invented and then no one would feel obligated to be in one

 

The universe doesn't owe you a girlfriend. If you didn't make having a girlfriend so important, you'd be surprised how many people walk into your life. I'm not saying I believe in some fancy-energy-of-attraction from the cosmos, but I think there's something to be said about letting life play itself out and not rushing into things. I've been in and out of relationships, but I've realized that being needed is so overrated. It's so much better to be wanted. Also I find people who are independent extremely attractive.

 

I Can't Believe It's Not Claw

 

I remember when I was like this

Spoiler

Then I learned what a waifu is

 

it's okay, i'm lonely too.

 

Well I'm out of the question for that one XD Though I ain't trying to impress :3



Bro, girls are scary. They are Man Eaters with a Dark soul that just want to pry on you when you are down. Their skin may be soft but that stuff is only that way because of the poison they rub across it each morning after a shower. They also may look pretty but when you look into their eyes, you become a stone. I think they got that from Medusa or something but its an art they have learned for ages. That physic they have is only to lure you into a death trap. Oh, and you cant say anything in front of them. They will either beat you senseless or make your words seem twisted and evil which makes you feel guilty. Don't need girls man. Stick to the single life.

 

Eh, nothing is guaranteed for everyone. I mean people don't just normally come in and sweep you off your feet and stuff.

Yeah totally because of your lack of independence, and NOT that paragraph you just wrote omfg

 

i just wanted to hang out with someone i love and i like a new challenge

 

It's not my fault I was born with these ungodly eyes ; ;
The paragraph was meant to be funny.