Johny sees his grandfather drinking beer. "Grandfather, give me some beer too!" says Johny. "Little Johny, does your d*ck reach your ass?" says grandfather. "No it doesn't..." replies little Johny. "Then you can't have beer" says the grandfather. The next day little Johny sees again his grandfather drinking beer. "C'mon grandfather, give me some beer" he says. "Well, little Johny, does your d*ck reach your ass?" the grandfather says. "No it doesn't..." says Johny. "Then no beer for you." The next day little Johny goes to see his grandfather. His grandfather wasn't drinking beer, but surprisingly little Johny was. "Hey little Johny, give me some beer my boy". Little Johny says, "Grandfather, does your d*ck reach your ass?" Grandfather says, "Yes my boy, of course it does." And little Johny replies, "Then F*CK YOU!"
