>be home alone >in room on computer >see sort of chubby, twenty something looking ghost >"You're going to die in your sleep" >NOPE >drink **** loads of coffee >scared as **** >ghost comes back >"Bro, sorry, I'm blazed, not thinkin' straight, shoulda been' more clear, you're EVENTUALLY gonna die in your sleep. Painlessly. It was a good thing. >"oh, thats good news!" >"Yeah, man. Hey, I saw yu had a blu-ray of Die Hard. I've sort of got nothing to do but haunt this house for the rest of eternity which is sort of boring, so-" >"Movie marathon?" >"Yeaaah, bro." >Me and my chubby ghost friend had an action movie marathon. We still chill. His name is Jerry. He's a total bro.
