GHETTO vs APPLE

So there I was minding my own business, charging my iPhone that runs iOS7 when suddenly​

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THE SCREEN WENT BLACK​

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I waited...then the phone lit up again...but something was wrong​

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"THIS PHONE IS NOT REGISTERED TO A DEVELOPER. IT SHALL NOW BE TERMINATED." said Siri in a deep and malicious voice​

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Instantly I knew what sorcery this was...the internal evil of the iOS7 Beta.​

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I heard it was only a rumor, but I promise you all, the rumors are true.​

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But I prepared for this day when I stole this coveted software from apple using the internets...I knew what I had to do...​

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I SENT MY iPHONE​

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INTO DFU MODE​

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When I plugged my phone into the dreaded iTUNES, the above is what I saw.​

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I knew then that I would have to GO FULL RETARD​

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I would have to RESTORE TO FACTORY SETTINGS​

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And so I delved deeper into Apple's evil technology​

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After an EON of waiting my phone emerged from the the dark pit of Steve's coffin...​

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AS A BLANK SLATE​

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But I had prepared for this day when I first ascended into the realm of iOS7​

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I created a fail-safe before casting aside that outdated husk of an operating system known as iOS6​

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I CAME PREPARED FOR THIS EVIL​

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I BACKED UP MY PHONE​

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And now "The Holocron" has just exited from the backup and recovery process, once again alive with the blood of iOS6​

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All Hail Ghetto, Slayer of Apple​

Freer of the Oppressed​

 

It'll try to update again, you know.

 

That's quite the adventure. I think my iPhone is still running a jailbroken iOS 4.1.2? or something

Nice use of Naruto soundtrack.​

 

Not to what I had, though. I had the iOS7 Beta that you can only get by registering as a developer. Which I am not. So it bricked my phone after about a month and a half.

Shippuden OST is beautiful, I had to use it.

 

I listened to 'I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW" from Revengeance for the OST to this thread and nothing was lost. Everything was gained.

 

i recently restored my 4s to factory settings because the ios5 jailbreak kept giving me problems or something. idk. i also just wanted the 3gb it was using so

 

> iphone

 

***** I love my iPhone. It works quickly on the fly. Ya know, like a phone.

 

but top of the line android phones are better

 

Idk.. I've seen S4's lag when doing a command and iPhones don't do that. It's not something I want to deal with when wanting to send a text message or call a mechanic.

HOWEVER IN TABLET FORM

 

Yeah, android phones lag I admit, but hey, not all technology's perfect.

 

Exactly. That's why I like my iOS device for my phone because it's streamlined and will work. Android stuff will do its job of being awesome as a tab for me.

 

HEY I'M GONNA BE THAT GUY THAT POINTS OUT THAT THE LAG ON AN ANDROID DEVICE COMES FROM THE BLOATWARE THAT COMPANIES LIKE SAMSUNG CRAM INTO THE PHONE MUCH LIKE A PC BOUGHT FROM BEST BUY AND GEEK SQUAD WITH NORTON ANTIVIRUS AND BONZI BUDDY PREINSTALLED AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY INSTALL A 'CLEAN' VERSION OF ANDROID ON YOUR DEVICE TO MAKE IT RUN LIKE A LUBRICATED SEXMACHINE SINCE MOST PHONES NOWADAYS HAVE COMPARABLE IF NOT BETTER HARDWARE THAN APPLE DEVICES.

-Sent from my iPhone